Very Helpful Tips

Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

Very Helpful Tips

Whenever you are unhappy with your father, watch Star Wars and remember that it could be worse.

Very Helpful Tips

You should never run away from your problems. Unless your problem is being chased by a bear or something.

Very Helpful Tips

If your laptop ever freezes, simply place it in the microwave on high for a few minutes to warm it back up.

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When conversing with a British person, speak only about tea or they won't understand you.

Very Helpful Tips

If your girlfriend tells you that she feels empty inside, tell her to try eating something.

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Don't discriminate, hate everyone equally.

Very Helpful Tips

If someone pulls one of those, "YOUR MOM!" jokes, reply with, "My mom is dead..."

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Make up your own words and use them as often as possible. People will snoodle your creativity.